Southern Softies

The North always says that the problem with England is that the people of the South are soft and take too much of the cake.

After the trouble of the last Test Match against South Africa, we have been doing much better due to three 'Southern Softies', Mark Butcher, Nasser Hussein and Ed Smith!

It's about time too, that the North started creating some hi-tech jobs instead of wingeing about the loss of their filthy coal mines.

You have to remember too, that East Anglia has the same GDP as Scotland, exports more and has much lower employment. And we don't get any subsidy either! We just subsidise others!