The North is Irrelevant

Why is it that certain radio commentators are always going on about the north of England?

They are always moaning.

They’re always going on about shutting the filthy, polluting, carbon-dioxide producing coal mines.

They get all the subsidy.

They’re always appearing on the radio.

They’ve stuffed the House of Commons with idiots!

Let’s have more support for the powerhouses of the UK; London, the south and south east and East Anglia.