Hotel Thefts

Over the years we’ve left the odd things in hotel rooms. They’re never found.

What took the biscuit was my wife took her jewelry out of the safe and put it on the table in our room in Italy last weekend. For some reason we never put it in the hand baggage and it was left behind.

Phoning within twelve hours, the hotel denied they’d found anything. It was a Relais and Chateaux too!

Typical. But I suppose they assume you’ll just claim on insurance.