How Not To Get Shot Dead On The Tube

It's summer, so why don't we at least pretend it's hot. It'll certainly be hot in the tube.

1. Wear less!

2. Obviously, everyone should wear tight shirts, t-shirts or a bare midriff, so that even the most stupid policemen can see you're not carrying a bomb. Perhaps trunks and bikinis would make everybody sure.

3. Flip flops. Who ever heard of exploding flip-flops.

4. I never carry a bag these days, as I do everything over the Internet. I certainly wouldn't now!

We also need to have random searches in the Underground. And we must forget political correctness and search those that look like bombers and not add a few elderly people to get correct statistics.

Obviously, those improperly dressed would get through without hindrance!