Happy Birthday, Liz

I think we're all in favour of wishing the Queen a Happy Birthday today.

Let's hope she makes the big 100.

I should also apologise for treading on the Queen in the paddock at Newbury racecourse. The horse we were with got a bit upset and reared and so I stepped back. The Queen was behind me and she had a similar problem with another horse. I trod on her feet.

Oh dear!

Before I could stutter anything, she just smiled warmly and turned away.

What would have happened if I'd accidentally trodden on any of our oh so precious New Labour Government?