A Definition Of Calculus

 

This is from a school curriculum in Texas.

Students will examine the nature of God as they progress in their understanding of mathematics. Students will understand the absolute consistency of mathematical principles and know that God was the inventor of that consistency. Mathematical study will result in a greater appreciation of God and His works in creation. The students will understand the basic ideas of both differential and integral calculus and its importance and historical applications. The students will recognize that God created our minds to be able to see that the universe can be calculated by mental methods.

The subject is calculus. What would Newton or Liebnitz have said?

There is also a lot more of this twaddle at Millard Fillmore's Bathtub.