Book Publishers are Bonkers

 

I have many friends who have real tales to tell, as they have risen to the top of their worthy professions and have received the acclaim of their peers, knighthoods, OBEs and awards that are a lot higher.

But can they get their memoirs published. No!

On the other hand any third rate politician with a knife to wield can not only get it published, but a lot of air time on the BBC.

No wonder when I go on holiday I read Nelkon and Parker. The plot’s better!