Clarke's Problems

As Mr. Clarke represents an East Anglian constituency he ought to take a leaf out of the region's biggest industry; horse racing.

All horses are chipped, so that they can be properly identified. The technology works well, is pretty foolproof and has now been applied to successfully to other animals such as dogs and cats.

So why not chip all prisoners, so they can be properly traced? The scanner would of course say Murderer, Rapist, member of the BNP, human rights lawyer, investigative journalist etc.

Come to that, why not chip everybody, so that the Police can see where we are at all times?

I can just see Mr. Blair holding a screaming Leo whilst he shows how chipping is important for the nation's health!