David Miliband's Blog

Miliband's blog is very virtuous. But as with most politicians it spouts conservative crap, that won't offend anybody. What we need is a lot of radical policies that will propel this country into the future.

I have some wonderful ideas and have communicated them to Jeremy Clarkson and his soon to be formed Motorists Party, which will do everything that ninety percent wants, like free parking, cheap petrol and lots of motorways and bypasses.

It will be paid for by abolishing the Air Force, Army and Navy which just give Britain a bad name by allowing Blair to invade places like Iraq.