Government Regulation of Sex

 

It has come to my notice, that the average couple don't have sex enough.

The Government has therefore decided that everybody should fill in a form each week to certify that they have had sex at least seven times a week.

Seriously though, do you think that the advice on too much TV for everyone will be taken seriously. As a child I spent about five hours a day playing with my Meccano set as I had no friends locally.

Was that harmful? Probably.

We just need common sense in all things.