Choosing an Airline Seat

 

Why does anybody pay the extra for speeding boarding?

On Ryanair or easyJet I always board a few from the end. That way as I travel light and now alone, as my wife died in December, it means I’m away quickly at the other end. I also get the luxury of choosing who I sit next to, so would generally ignore a fat, smelly, tattooed bloke in favour of a beautiful slim young lady.